sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

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chilled:

necrophilofthefuture:

those 10 seconds after your laptop dies when u just hopelessly stare at the dark screen

image

 Glow Blog 

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fireandraindrivemeinsane:

volatilevines:

ghostkiwi:

amondra:

nagito-komaeda-vevo:

 

Thank you.

This is what I have been saying for years. 

Where as GI Joe’s biceps are bigger than his waist and he only ever does one masculine male power fantasy thing. >_>

and honestly I never paid attention to Barbie’s size as a kid, but all my barbies were successful business women like the ones in the telenovelas my mom liked to watch. I never thought Barbie was supposed to be a “real” woman anymore than I thought animated characters like Minky Momo were supposed to represent real people in a realistic way. I always assumed she was stylized.

My mom obsessing over her weight actually affected me a lot more.

Someone finally said it

THANK YOU

(via line0fdurin)


stravaganza:

beneaththissound:

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

Why is this so funny

what the fuck


theroyaltenenblarghs:

lipstickstainedlove:

descentintotyranny:

Israel begins its ground invasion of the Gaza Strip

Fucking signal boost this shit

This is one of the most horrific things happening in the world and yet I can’t seem to find out any news about it.

Ambulances are being shot by tanks. Doctors, civilians, children playing on the beach and everyone else are all being killed.

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cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

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gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

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amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

(via heyfunniest)


marathemara:

iizanimeaddict:

My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.

Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?

You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.

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folieaboo:

pro tip: don’t name your fish after band members because one time my dad called me to tell me gerard died and i started crying

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wardenblues:

Cat: *whiny meow*

Me: *imitates sarcastically*

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